I take thee, to be my wedded bride, to have and to hold, in a coffin side-by-side.
For better, for worse, in sickness and in death, to love and to cherish, till we take our last breath.
We'll dwell in the darkness, in the shadows we'll stay, a love so eternal, despite our decay.
Whispers of "I do" and a kiss to seal our fate, we'll live as ghosts in a permanent, paranormal state.
Ashes to ashes, within a chilling embrace, together forever, dying with grace.